XXXmas mixed by Jon Dica
SEXUAL TOAST w/ DJ_S and John Stone
Jon Dica is a smart guy. Thus, he knows you've been waiting all year for a pass on your usual parole officer beratement, maybe even hoping that the speed bump you fashioned on your street will
finally work on the Jaegermeister truck that has rolled by unimpeded for over a year now. Deep inside your heart of hearts, Dica knows you sometimes wish after your seventeenth Christmas Eve heavy
brandy egg...
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Jon Dica is a smart guy. Thus, he knows you've been waiting all year for a pass on your usual parole officer beratement, maybe even hoping that the speed bump you fashioned on your street will
finally work on the Jaegermeister truck that has rolled by unimpeded for over a year now. Deep inside your heart of hearts, Dica knows you sometimes wish after your seventeenth Christmas Eve heavy
brandy egg nogg that Santa was there to deliver you from all evil, just like in the prayer you've mumbled in church since childhood. Well, it's time to let ol' Jon be your tour guide on this
inspiring and outraging economic humpfest of a Yuletide. Merry Everyone!!! John Denver & The Muppets - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Esquivel – Snowfall Dirty Boyz - All I Want For
Christmas (Is To Get Crunk) Andy Williams - It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (A Shrift Remix) Renne J. Grant - Share My Ham For Christmas Nat King Cole - Buon Natale (Means Merry Christmas To
You) Dean Martin - Jingle Bells (Dan the Automator Remix) The Berlin Symphony Orchestra - The Nutcracker Suite (Baz Kuts Breaks Mix) Bing Crosby - Happy Holidays (Beef Wellington Remix) Louis Prima -
What Will Santa Claus Say When He Finds Everybody Swinging Run-DMC - Christmas in Hollis Kurtis Blow - Christmas Rappin' Little Cindy - Happy Birthday Jesus Richard Cheese - Last Xmas New Birth Brass
Band - Santa's Second Line Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire Carmen McRae & Sammy Davis Jr. - Baby, It's Cold Outside Ella Fitzgerald - Christmas Island Ingrid Lucia - Zat You Santa
Clous Jingle Cats - What Child Is This Dinah Washington - Ole Santa Charles Brown - Please Come Home For Christmas Bob Rivers - You Ain't Gettin' Shit For Christmas Akim - Santa Claus Is a Black Man
John Denver & The Muppets - We Wish You A Merry Christmas
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Mon December 22 2008
Jon Dica is a smart guy. Thus, he knows you've been waiting all year for a pass on your usual parole officer beratement, maybe even hoping that the sp...
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Jon Dica is a smart guy. Thus, he knows you've been waiting all year for a pass on your usual parole officer beratement, maybe even hoping that the speed bump you fashioned on your street will
finally work on the Jaegermeister truck that has rolled by unimpeded for over a year now. Deep inside your heart of hearts, Dica knows you sometimes wish after your seventeenth Christmas Eve heavy
brandy egg...
read more
Jon Dica is a smart guy. Thus, he knows you've been waiting all year for a pass on your usual parole officer beratement, maybe even hoping that the speed bump you fashioned on your street will
finally work on the Jaegermeister truck that has rolled by unimpeded for over a year now. Deep inside your heart of hearts, Dica knows you sometimes wish after your seventeenth Christmas Eve heavy
brandy egg nogg that Santa was there to deliver you from all evil, just like in the prayer you've mumbled in church since childhood. Well, it's time to let ol' Jon be your tour guide on this
inspiring and outraging economic humpfest of a Yuletide. Merry Everyone!!! John Denver & The Muppets - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Esquivel – Snowfall Dirty Boyz - All I Want For
Christmas (Is To Get Crunk) Andy Williams - It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (A Shrift Remix) Renne J. Grant - Share My Ham For Christmas Nat King Cole - Buon Natale (Means Merry Christmas To
You) Dean Martin - Jingle Bells (Dan the Automator Remix) The Berlin Symphony Orchestra - The Nutcracker Suite (Baz Kuts Breaks Mix) Bing Crosby - Happy Holidays (Beef Wellington Remix) Louis Prima -
What Will Santa Claus Say When He Finds Everybody Swinging Run-DMC - Christmas in Hollis Kurtis Blow - Christmas Rappin' Little Cindy - Happy Birthday Jesus Richard Cheese - Last Xmas New Birth Brass
Band - Santa's Second Line Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire Carmen McRae & Sammy Davis Jr. - Baby, It's Cold Outside Ella Fitzgerald - Christmas Island Ingrid Lucia - Zat You Santa
Clous Jingle Cats - What Child Is This Dinah Washington - Ole Santa Charles Brown - Please Come Home For Christmas Bob Rivers - You Ain't Gettin' Shit For Christmas Akim - Santa Claus Is a Black Man
John Denver & The Muppets - We Wish You A Merry Christmas
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Mon December 15 2008
Okay, so it's been a while since we started doing the guest mix series, and we have to admit that things have gotten a bit off track. However, it's ti...
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Okay, so it's been a while since we started doing the guest mix series, and we have to admit that things have gotten a bit off track. However, it's time to start getting back to the roots of Sexual
Toast, which is making you do it while you smoke weed and hate the gubmint. That was our mission, and we stand by our Three Principles of Totally Awesome Things To Do, tomatoes thrown in hostility or
no...
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Okay, so it's been a while since we started doing the guest mix series, and we have to admit that things have gotten a bit off track. However, it's time to start getting back to the roots of Sexual
Toast, which is making you do it while you smoke weed and hate the gubmint. That was our mission, and we stand by our Three Principles of Totally Awesome Things To Do, tomatoes thrown in hostility or
not! At any rate, we reiterate...music makes you do it, it's a simple fact. That's why we're putting together the entire process for you tonight. How did you go from buying flowers for that girl to
wondering why she stole your car? What was that rather ethnic hooker yelling about Velen-times Day when you left her at 52nd St & 6th Ave on her back? Why, oh why, couldn't you get it up last
night? With this mix, it doesn't matter. The fact is, it happened, so let's stop crying while masturbating and start dancing again, yeah? Tracks set to my tisks below: Rendezvous - Jazzanova feat.
Capitol A Horny Dub - Roots Combination Tempest Dub - Cotton Belly Righteous Dub - Uptight Productions London - Internation Oberserver 2001 Beats - Luke Vibert This Beat - The Jazzual Suspects
Dopebeatz - King Kooba Leanin' - Paul Randolph Wasn't Worth My Time - Flash Track 6 Delicious - Joey Negro That Night (Wahoo Mix) - Jazzanova feat. Vikter Duplaix Mess Up - Benjamin Devigne
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Mon December 08 2008
We just had a fellow DJ this weekend tell us at an event before he went on that he "didn't know how you guys switched styles so much." Well, that quot...
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We just had a fellow DJ this weekend tell us at an event before he went on that he "didn't know how you guys switched styles so much." Well, that quote didn't come from one Ryan Scott. The man
clearly cares nothing about such concerns, and merely wants to play good music. Thus, our returning Hero Of The Toast shines light on where other things were dark, and additionally provides us with a
chance ...
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We just had a fellow DJ this weekend tell us at an event before he went on that he "didn't know how you guys switched styles so much." Well, that quote didn't come from one Ryan Scott. The man
clearly cares nothing about such concerns, and merely wants to play good music. Thus, our returning Hero Of The Toast shines light on where other things were dark, and additionally provides us with a
chance to really throw some water on this hot house for a change. Enjoy your dank. 1. Old Fashoned Tief - Duran Y Garcia 2. Move On Up - The Dynamics 3. Foto Viva - Mo Horizons 4. SSS 005 - Super
Smoky Soul 5. Bonus Track - Inland Knights 6. Set Your Night On - Fish Go Deep 7. Keep On (Edseven Dust Lazy Remix) - Regal 8. Drag Your Feet - Edseven 9. Gangsta Shit - Dj Cam 10. The Language of
Music - Jaywalkers 11.Static Society - King Kooba 12. Morning Mist - Jaywalkers 13. Blue Marine - Saltwater Allstars 14. Woebegone (Flying Lotus Like Woe) - The Long Lost 15. Sunshine Lazy (Tony
Nwachukwu) - Zero dB 16. Dali Barley - Inkliing 17. Crazy For You - Saltwater Allstars
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Mon November 17 2008
Tonight our mix series takes us to the far off shores of Hong Kuh-Kong Kong Kong for a mix from a dear old friend that you're sure not to forget. It's...
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Tonight our mix series takes us to the far off shores of Hong Kuh-Kong Kong Kong for a mix from a dear old friend that you're sure not to forget. It's funny that both of us grew up in the Midwest and
didn't meet until our corporate adventures in the Far East. Shouts go out to the go-go shows of Thailand, Korean package tours, and the Midwest still rulin' the roost at Sinchon Center. Remember
this:...
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Tonight our mix series takes us to the far off shores of Hong Kuh-Kong Kong Kong for a mix from a dear old friend that you're sure not to forget. It's funny that both of us grew up in the Midwest and
didn't meet until our corporate adventures in the Far East. Shouts go out to the go-go shows of Thailand, Korean package tours, and the Midwest still rulin' the roost at Sinchon Center. Remember
this: When you go out in Singapore, don't wear shorts. Something or Other mixed by DJ_S Cornbreadd - Lookin' Ass Nigga (Houston Remix) Azymuth - What Price Samba Donald Byrd - Love Has Come Around
Sexy Toast with Nutella mixed by Jon Dica Mulatu Astatke - I Faram Gami I Faram Success N Effect - Roll It Up (Bass Kickin Beats) Kenny Dixon Jr. - Untitled (Private Collection 001) Alexander
Robotnick - C'est La Vie Giorgio Moroder - E=MC² Dylan Digits - Death in Winter DJ Sneak - Funky Rhythm (Club Mix) Marques Wyatt - For Those Who Like To Get Down Raw Deal - Blues for Brother
George Jackson Rudy's Playhouse - Got To Be Free (Acid Overdose Mix) Purveyors of Fine Funk - Summer Funk Plexus - Auto Shutter (Mix 3) DJ Deeon - Headstrumental Dr. Cryptic - The Bell Silkie - I Sed
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Tue October 28 2008
It's a week before the election and we here at Toast Central have taken up the cause of electing one Barack Obama President of the United States. Now,...
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It's a week before the election and we here at Toast Central have taken up the cause of electing one Barack Obama President of the United States. Now, let us just say that lots of you have probably
heard this already, but that's not the point in our broadcast of this joint. We were going to pass on playing this due to the high amount of dudes, as Z-Trip designed it, playing this all over the
place...
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It's a week before the election and we here at Toast Central have taken up the cause of electing one Barack Obama President of the United States. Now, let us just say that lots of you have probably
heard this already, but that's not the point in our broadcast of this joint. We were going to pass on playing this due to the high amount of dudes, as Z-Trip designed it, playing this all over the
place. So what? We like exclusive shit, big deal? HOWEVER, the skinhead plot to blast our main Chicagoan on the verge of history made this totally necessary. It's time to ring the alarm against
America's darkest tradition and voice our feelings in this last most crucial week before election day. Fuck skinheads. Fuck Shrub. Fuck O'Reilly. Fuck assassination! It's time to vote black
president.
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